I went grocery shopping the other day. “Honey", she said sweetly, "we need to do more things together.” “Okay, I’ll go shopping with you.” If I had it to do all over again, knowing what I know now, I would find some other way to spend more time with my beloved, like skydiving or auto racing at 200 miles an hour.
Let me go on record: my wife is a good cook. She works and we eat out a fair amount of time, but when she is cooking, my mouth waters in anticipation. What she puts into the food or whether it is “good” for me or what it costs are not important. Do I have enough time to savor this meal is all I feel compelled to ask.
Back to the grocery store. Since I eat cereal for breakfast with some banana slices on top, I picked out a couple of boxes of cereal and carried them to the cart. Nothing in life prepared me for her questions. “What’s the price? Did you check to see if they were 2 for the price of 1? How much fat is in them? What is the sodium content? How many grams of carbohydrates are in each serving? How big is a serving? Can you eat just one serving amount?” and the topper, “Let me see if I have a coupon for that specific cereal.” Then she informed me, with a self confident grin, “I have a coupon and they are cheaper at Kroger so I will pick them up on Tuesday which is Senior Day.” All I wanted was a box of cereal!
As so the time we spend together at the grocery store went like that through the canned goods, the lunch meats, and the produce, “I’ve seen bananas for 39¢ a pound at Harris Teeter.” I searched through hundreds of coupons to find one worth 25¢ for a tube of toothpaste. Not only must you find the right coupon but it must not have expired yet. Huh! I learned you don’t squeeze peaches you smell them to see if they have a peachy smell. You thump watermelon and gently squeeze oranges and search for a hard head of lettuce.